My Life is a Series of Hyperfixations

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“calantheandthenightingale:
“ calanthesfeuillemort:
“ “Does it hurt?” asked the Rabbit.
“Sometimes,” said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. “When you are Real you don’t mind being hurt.”
“Does it happen all at once, like...
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“Does it hurt?” asked the Rabbit.

“Sometimes,” said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful.  “When you are Real you don’t mind being hurt.”

“Does it happen all at once, like being wound up,” he asked, “or bit by bit?”

“It doesn’t happen all at once,” said the Skin Horse.  “You become.  It takes a long time.  That’s why it doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept.  Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby.  But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

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i loved this book! I’ve read it so many times, I recognized the paragraph before i read what it was.

The Velveteen Rabbit books fanart
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wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight; at the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more, when he bares his teeth, winter meets its death, and when he shakes his mane, we shall have spring again.

when Adam’s flesh and Adam’s bone, sit at Cair Paravel in throne, the evil time will be over and done.

i can’t believe narniastuck isn’t a thing yet. it seemed pretty obvious to me! 

au in which the beta kids go to narnia and rule for years. headcanons, give me your headcanons.

(also omfg, this is what happens when i do quality.)

Homestuck Narnia AU comics fanart
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How to braid your hair:

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  • Wet hair
  • Comb through
  • Separate at the part
  • Draw a pentagram on the floor
  • Perform blood sacrifice
  • Offer up your soul to the devil
  • Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
  • Summon Satan
  • Ask Satan to braid your hair
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You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

untagged *chuckles* poor Satan